Somethings may be OK in paradise, Jehovah will DF all Vampire bugs. Think about it ,one can sleep outside in the forest without bug spray. No ticks or mosquitoes feeding on your blood.
James Mixon
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Trouble in paradise!
by Confusedalot injust for fun, some thoughts about the paradise teaching:.
will all the carnivores be transformed anatomically?
if a lion is transformed into a herbivore would it still be a lion?
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What is the most troubling or disturbing biblical passage you ever had to rationalise when a Jw?
by stuckinarut2 innow that we have stepped away from the jw faith, how do you feel about the bible itself?.
what about those awkward sections of scripture?
how did you rationalise or justify those sections?.
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James Mixon
David buys a wife with 200 penis parts. Originally the deal was 100 foreskins but David figured he's getting a great deal so he up the bet. 1 Samuel 18 :25. That's a hell of a dowry.
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What is the most troubling or disturbing biblical passage you ever had to rationalise when a Jw?
by stuckinarut2 innow that we have stepped away from the jw faith, how do you feel about the bible itself?.
what about those awkward sections of scripture?
how did you rationalise or justify those sections?.
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James Mixon
The Bible should be X-Rated, only for adults.
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What is the most troubling or disturbing biblical passage you ever had to rationalise when a Jw?
by stuckinarut2 innow that we have stepped away from the jw faith, how do you feel about the bible itself?.
what about those awkward sections of scripture?
how did you rationalise or justify those sections?.
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James Mixon
Genesis 19:8 " I have two daughters, do to them as you wish; only do nothing to these men. That's a hard passage for not only JW's to rationalize but any believer.
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The "Whole World" was flooded??
by stuckinarut2 inso, jehovah's witnesses and many other biblical literalists think that the "whole world" was flooded during noahs day.. they take the "accounts" in genesis literally.
so that means that areas as far away as australia, russia, argentina, greenland, antarctica were all visited by noah and his family to gather animals and preach before it happened right??
they then took everything back to the middle east to board the ark...uh huh.... yet, the same expression in the bible for the "whole world" is also used in the account about the "worldwide famine" in josephs day!
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"Why would an omniscient god have to destroy all of his work for a specific quality that he knew would continue to exist even unto this very day. The flood was for naught, yet God carried out his horrific genocide anyway". Biblical nonsense. -
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How to spot awake JW at a convention
by Akid48 ini cant spot one to save my life, so i wanted to now if any one could me figure out how..
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James Mixon
The best sleep ever at my last two assemblies.
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The 1st Church of Discount sins.
by James Mixon inmy church will set you free.
our special for tonight, two for one adultery.
if you are in a sinful relationship but you got your eye on someone else, you can be forgiven for both for only $99.95.
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James Mixon
You folks have some good ideas for a church, and "wake me" I agree two mothers-in-law is punishment enough.LOL
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JWs made me hate school
by StephaneLaliberte inyesterday, i had an epiphany.
i realized that the jw religion made my experience in school awful and i hated school because of this.. yesterday, my kids had an activity where the whole school was out at the park, playing baseball, soccer, other pic-nic games and even swimming pools.
during the day, i had conversations with the teachers and saw the kids out, playing having fun.
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James Mixon
It's sad, I wonder how many JW attend their class reunion.
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The 1st Church of Discount sins.
by James Mixon inmy church will set you free.
our special for tonight, two for one adultery.
if you are in a sinful relationship but you got your eye on someone else, you can be forgiven for both for only $99.95.
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James Mixon
My church will set you free. Our special for tonight, two for one adultery. If you are in a sinful relationship but you got your eye on someone else, you can be forgiven for both for only $99.95. Even less is our frequent sin plan you save $5.00 per sin and your 10th sin is free. We also have a blue light special tonight, our feature sin is bigamy but we will go even further all sins that start with a "B" can be forgiven for only $29.95..
The old comedy show "living Color". Now this is a church I might be interested in..
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James Mixon
You enter the KH and hear tweet tweet tweet....